A
drip, drip of low-grade antagonistic mediocrity under José Mourinho is slowly
eroding everything United have been

A 2-2 draw against a team who are now 20 games unbeaten is no
disgrace, of course, not even when that team are Arsenal, who haven’t won in
the league at Old Trafford since 2006, who on Wednesday night still seemed to
be drained by the emotional frenzy of Sunday’s north London derby, who lost
players every four or five minutes to injury and who at times regarded the ball
in their box with all the decisiveness of a group of nervous Victorian maidens
spying a butterfly on their first jaunt out with a raffish lepidopterist. But
that is a 2-2 draw that leaves United 18 points behind the leaders, Manchester
City – which is, coincidentally, the precise number of points City have dropped
over the past two seasons put together.
Sacking
season is nigh. Mourinho’s father was sacked by Rio Ave at Christmas 1984; he
knows football has no season of goodwill. Perhaps more pertinent, the third
anniversary of the defeat at Leicester that brought
his second exit from Chelsea comes a week on Friday. The following Sunday will
be the 46th anniversary of the 5-0 humiliation at Crystal Palace that cost
Frank O’Farrell his job as manager of United. The parallels are not exact but
in both cases there was a sense of inexorable decline that needed just one
final trigger to tip the manager over the edge.
In
terms of results at least, this is not as bad as Mourinho’s final season at
Chelsea. Then he was removed after gathering 15 points from 16 games. Even if
United lose at home to Fulham on Saturday – Claudio Ranieri, the benign
assassin, waiting for Mourinho once again, wondering whether all those jokes
the former professional translator used to make about Ranieri’s lack of English
really were that funny after all – they will have eight points more at the
equivalent stage than Chelsea did three years ago. But Chelsea, perhaps, were a
little unfortunate in certain games then, whereas United this season were
fortunate to beat Newcastle and Bournemouth and could easily have lost to
Wolves and Southampton: the performances haven’t been so different.
But perhaps the more relevant comparison is with United’s
past. This is not, admittedly, like 1972, when they went into that game at
bottom-placed Palace in second bottom. But football now is not like 1972. The
rich have a safety net; even in the worst seasons they can only fall so far.
And this, by United’s standards, is shaping up to be their worst season of the
modern age. Extrapolate 23 points from 15 games over a 38-game season and you
get 58. That would, admittedly, have been enough last season to pip Burnley for
a Europa League place but it would also represent United’s lowest points tally
since 1989-90. They are on course to concede 63 goals, something they haven’t
done since 1978-79. If Mourinho, self-styled arch-pragmatist, enemy of poets and Einsteins
everywhere, isn’t sorting out the defence, you begin to wonder what is left.

Drip, drip, drip.
The end is coming. The Mark Robins escape that saved Alex Ferguson in 1989-90 doesn’t apply any more: as Mourinho’s immediate predecessor Louis van Gaal knows, the FA Cup saves nobody these days. Fourth place already looks out of reach, but the drift goes on and will perhaps endure until the end of the season, the lack of urgency in the boardroom adding credence to rumours of a possible takeover. But this cannot go on. Old Trafford doesn’t automatically sell out any more. United are not a club made for this low-grade antagonistic mediocrity.
At some point, erosion will take its course, the incessant dripping will break through and the edifice will fall.
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